Precious: Part I
0:00 Since when does France have black people. This is about black people, right?
1.20 “Preshsus”? And please, listen to your mother, no one wants to see you dance. Ever.
2.20 “mmmm, old white men.” Dude better be careful. bitch gonna eat ‘em.
Arthur: PT IV
so I didn’t realize that this movie was split in to two CDs, I apologize for the time being all buggered at this point.
Arthur: PT III
32.00: Why couldn’t he just cheat on the fake marriage the entire time? I mean, really?
“I know what a jobs are”
37.00: declaring that you refuse to get naked really takes the pizazz out of life all together, I mean, really.
I feel like I would also enjoy eating candy bricks out of a womans neck hole, rich or not…
41.00: My ex also believe that off-brand spaghetti-o’s taste better than name brand.
“SMUTELWATLFISS”
46.00: I often wonder when my testicles will get some rest as well.
48.00: “The french always surrender, that was decidedly german”
Why can’t I meet a girl like Naomi? I mean, really. I know I’m not rich, but… still
Arthur: PT II
1.00: OH GOD PLEASE STOP TALKING LIKE THE FUCKING QUEEN
I don’t really want to own a batmbobile, but I really don’t care to watch it get fucked, either.
OKAY THE VOICE IS REALLY KILLING ME.
3.00: Have I ever told you how I hate the standard Iphone text message noise? because I do. A lot.
Why can’t people give me free money? WTF.
I can already tell this is going to be a terrible post. Terrible.
Arthur: PT I
Intro: Okay… I was going to say something about an alcoholic super hero, but the original was pretty much just that…. and then there was a batman suit. I’m pretty sure I need one of these utility belts. Fuck the costume, just the belt.
This is a remake, right?
Downloading:
Arthur: The remake.
Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil
Blood Out
Beastly
I know nothing about any of these movies other than Arthur because I saw the original. If you would like to suggest one before the other, please let me know, just don’t tell me anything about them, it would ruin my post.
